Craigslist MC Monday

Best introduction name ever.
BLACK JEEP peidomnt christmas time - m4m - 43 (pidmont road)
met on peidmont raod at chrismas me italian cock sucker

So many obvious gags, extra meat with your taco etc.
Ever Horny at Taco Mac off East West Connector? - 22 (Austell)
I'm a server at Taco Mac is austell and see hot guys all day. Ever think you server is worth some fun send their name and If im them then we can play.

Pretty scary thing to happen on a Friday night... And there was a response too... Note man for woman.
You possibly saved me Friday night - m4w - 27 (Highlands)
I woke up bruised and bloody with a face full of marks. How I got them, I do not know and am hoping you can fill me in. It has been two days and the pain gets worse. My roommate overheard us talking as you left my front steps, without that I would not have even known you existed. This was around 3:30am. So, did you find me face down somewhere? did you run me over with a car? Were we walking together and I just tripped? I don't think any kind of fight, no blackeyes. My hands are fine, I didn't even try to catch myself. Please help me piece together the night. I remember absolutely nothing.

A reply to the above - potentially this person is the biggest head-fucker ever.
re...You possibly saved me Friday night - m4w - 27 (Highlands) (you were drunk )
OH !!wow!! yes i remember you ...we were all out drinking you were really drunk from what they had told me you were in the mens room looking at some guys private parts and he got mad & hit you ..gosh i hope your ok ...

This is brilliant, just brilliant. Yup throw that leg up like a dog ho! Or something equally ghetto.
THE PARTY AT BOONDOCKS - m4w - 25 (713)
LOL I NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE SO HER GOES. U WAS AT BOONDOCKS LAST SATURDAY DANCIN ONA CHAIR ROCKIN SUM BLACK SHORTS WIT A FAT AZZ[ONION BOOTY] THROWIN YA STANKIE LEGG UP GRL I SMELL IT WUS GOOD LEME KNO!!

This is graphic, I apologise. But in my book @nal warts are always funny. ALWAYS.
for the guy that f*cked me BB and later told me he was married - m4m - 27 (somewhere in Houston)
so I met you, I liked you, you liked me...We drank and drank all night long. You asked if you could come over, I agreed.. Because I was soooo drunk I let u f*ck me BB, before you left the next morning, you mentioned your wife and kids might be worried about your whereabouts. Although I did enjoy very much when u stuck ur meat pole up my sfincter all bare and gave me that manly geez that dripped down my b*tt cr@ck.. I should probably be honest myself and tell you to tell your wife not to worry about your whereabouts, but to worry more about the WARTS that appeared on my @sshole a week after you f*cked me raw.. please advice her that u have been f*cking gay boys raw and she might have some warts in her V@gina.. My best regards, the herpes in the @nus holding d*mbass...

Ummmmm?
Just talk to me already
I am a giraffe. a married giraffe that is. you are a rhino. we live within the same zoo. we did it and now you wont talk to me. I am sad. I am pregnant with our baby girhino. I never done it with a rhino before. why wont you talk to me. this board is crazy. cmon people.

Awesome justification at the end, a fist in the @rse in very healthy. And no flash photography please, it makes my buttocks look rubbish.
"on a whim fisting party" - m4m - 73
Just woke up from a nap and I'm horny. If i get more than 4 repsonses I'll host a fisting party in my condo. A little about me : 5'9, 160. balding with blue eyes. I do ask that you bring one canned food item per fist plunge so we can help achieve something positive in the process. All canned goods will be donated to a charity of your choice. I have a sling, dildoes, porn and popcorn if you're hungry. Age race not an issue but please have arms. Also no cameras allowed as the flash tends to not flatter my buttocks. (it's been a while since I've tanned). This can fun, healthy and worthwhile. Thanks.